I have not been able to write for some time due to the Jones's close watch, and indeed, it is a danger for me to do so even now... I have been almost totally deprived of all forms of chocolate goodies except for the few I fiendishly procured from a passing Scotcheroo pan. I believe she was taking it to reward her faithful laborers - ha! But with these laborers, I now share the terrible overlord's work load. I have attempted several escapes from my quarters, however, all have failed. On the last attempt I was captured and forced to slave away at an online blog along with the rest of the inhabitants of Owl Creek Bridge. The work is tedious, and I am beginning to understand why so many in this land have adopted the habits of night owls. There seems to be no way of escape. Yet, at least I have come to understand the peculiar behavior exhibited by these creatures.... So begins day 2 of my imprisonment...
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