Friday, March 3, 2017
Exploration of the mysterious Owl Creek Bridge - Day Five
I have finally located the source of the owls' peculiar blogging behavior! It is indeed a terrible overlord, as I first suspected. In fact, it is the very same overlord I came in contact with years ago during my adventures in Greece. Obviously, I write of none other than The Great and Powerful Mrs. Jones! What she is doing in this land of technology, I scarce can tell, but one thing is for sure: she doesn't belong here. I was unfortunate enough to stumble across her stress eating dark chocolate in the middle of the night due to her subjects misunderstanding their tasks. There have since been several attempts made to cut off my food supply. I am trapped in my quarters, and have no idea when I will be able to escape. I am starting to think that writing this treatise on Owl Creek Bridge may have been a mistake....
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Hey now!! No family secrets - eating chocolate & such. I mean, no one knows that about me ;)Or that I'm technologically challenged!And as I've caught you skulking & lurking around the house over the weekend, I can only guess that you escaped your quarters by squirming out your bedroom window & sliding down the porch post. Any other references to trapping you in your quarters must be disregarded as a blatant lie. I may however, continue to ration food! No more Scotcheroos for you! Signed - the Great & Powerful Mrs. Jones Mom!
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